The Story of Baldcleft
This is a tale of a community of friendly dwarves, the first settlers were:Big Poppa
Hova
Ghostface
Beyonce
Foxy Brown
Missy Elliot
Lisa Lefteye
and they were joined by the immigrants Puffy and Method Man.
Unfortunately they're all going to die, because I didn't bring the right seeds to farm outdoors, and I can't make mud anywhere, and all my indoors bits are on stone floors anyway.
So they're going to starve to death (they are currently living on cats I think) but the main problem is the booze has run out, so they're all going to go mad.
Other than that, I've done quite well. It's just crashed while saving so I've lost some progress, but here's a couple of screenshots (once I work out a way to upload them somewhere):
Screen 1
Screen 2
Currently I have built three bedrooms - one dormitory, one barracks and a private room for Ghostface and Beyonce who are in a relationship. You can see Ghostface is currently in it. I've also built a dining room with 10 tables and 10 chairs, which I've designated a meeting hall. No idea what that does, but Hova is having a sit down now.
All my rooms have doors, which I'm very proud of, and my fortress is nice and clean as I've built a huge stone stockpile outside. Luckily I've hit a rich vein of pure platinum so they could get quite rich. If they weren't all going to die. Even if we survive til the supply caravan arrives, I'm not sure they'll have the seeds I need. And there is the mud issue...
Tonight, I intend to try and flood some ground to make a muddy farm, see if that helps. I am NOT going to flood my fortress. Not yet...
